{"id":111,"date":"2007-04-24T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2007-04-24T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.3cats.us\/blog\/?p=77"},"modified":"2007-04-24T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2007-04-24T00:00:00","slug":"the-log-song","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.3cats.us\/blog\/2007\/04\/the-log-song\/","title":{"rendered":"The Log Song"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Laurie, Sophia and I were out on a walk the other day and while waiting for a stoplight, I noticed a chunk of tree sitting on the sidewalk, about a foot and a half in diameter and about as tall. I pointed out this somewhat unusual item to Laurie as a &quot;stump&quot;. She referred to it as a &quot;log&quot;. Unusually I didn&#8217;t take the bait to sing the most wonderful &quot;Log Song&quot; but after a little prompting I sung what little of it I could remember. Fortunately for us, The internet has provided me with what my limited memory could not: the entire Log Song from Ren and Stimpy:<br \/>\n&lt;&lt;&lt;<br \/>\nWhat rolls down stairs alone or in pairs<br \/>\nRolls over your neighbor&#8217;s dog?<br \/>\nWhat&#8217;s great for a snack and fits on your back?<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s Log, Log, Log!<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s Log, Log, it&#8217;s big, it&#8217;s heavy, it&#8217;s wood.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s Log, Log, it&#8217;s better than bad, it&#8217;s good!<br \/>\nEveryone wants a log! You&#8217;re gonna love it, Log!<br \/>\nCome on and get your log! Everyone needs a Log!<br \/>\n&lt;&lt;&lt;<br \/>\nThanks to: <a  href=\"http:\/\/www.redbrick.dcu.ie\/~fatwa\/ren\/songs.html\">http:\/\/www.redbrick.dcu.ie\/~fatwa\/ren\/songs.html<\/a> (via google of course)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>    <![CDATA[]]><br \/>\n     <a href=\"https:\/\/www.3cats.us\/blog\/2007\/04\/the-log-song\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.3cats.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.3cats.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.3cats.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.3cats.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.3cats.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=111"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.3cats.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.3cats.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.3cats.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.3cats.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}