{"id":81,"date":"2003-01-24T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2003-01-24T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.3cats.us\/blog\/?p=47"},"modified":"2003-01-24T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2003-01-24T00:00:00","slug":"notes-47","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.3cats.us\/blog\/2003\/01\/notes-47\/","title":{"rendered":"notes-47"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fri, 24 Jan 2003 21:27:32<\/p>\n<p>OK, I thought this answer that I got was particularly good :-)<\/p>\n<p>The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was:<\/p>\n<p>&amp;lt; Oracle most romantic, why are roses red?<\/p>\n<p>And in response, thus spake the Oracle:<\/p>\n<p>} Because if roses were transparent, then the reason men } give them to women wouldn&#8217;t be the only thing that was. } } You owe the Oracle an opaque diamond.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>    <![CDATA[]]><br \/>\n     <a href=\"https:\/\/www.3cats.us\/blog\/2003\/01\/notes-47\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-81","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.3cats.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.3cats.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.3cats.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.3cats.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.3cats.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=81"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.3cats.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.3cats.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=81"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.3cats.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=81"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.3cats.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=81"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}