The Log Song

Laurie, Sophia and I were out on a walk the other day and while waiting for a stoplight, I noticed a chunk of tree sitting on the sidewalk, about a foot and a half in diameter and about as tall. I pointed out this somewhat unusual item to Laurie as a "stump". She referred to it as a "log". Unusually I didn’t take the bait to sing the most wonderful "Log Song" but after a little prompting I sung what little of it I could remember. Fortunately for us, The internet has provided me with what my limited memory could not: the entire Log Song from Ren and Stimpy:
What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor’s dog?
What’s great for a snack and fits on your back?
It’s Log, Log, Log!

It’s Log, Log, it’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood.
It’s Log, Log, it’s better than bad, it’s good!
Everyone wants a log! You’re gonna love it, Log!
Come on and get your log! Everyone needs a Log!
Thanks to: (via google of course)